Where Are My Pens?

I know there has to be a pen fairy around this house. It’s impossible to imagine how packs of pens can just get up and walk away. I bought not 1 back-up pack of pens, not 2, but 3 back-up packs of pens, and I’m lucky if I can find one, when I misplace the current one I’m using. How is that possible? I need to buy a case of cheap pens and just put a handful in every spot I have extra room! I hate looking for a pen, especially when I know I have them around here somewhere. Now if I could only find them. I’ll find them, after I buy another back-up package of them! Next time, I’m going to PensRUs.com and ordering a boatload of them!